Kaidan and Shepard 4 Ever.

I can’t stop playing Mass Effect. And here’s why…

While the whole Enslaved AI’s Have Gone Sentient/ Robot Uprising plot can be a bit snoozey, the budding romance between my Commander Jane Shepard and Lieutenant Kaidan is surprisingly diverting.

And the Geth killing is awesome. Obvs.

But mostly for me it’s the Kaidan thing. (Even though he looks like a complete TOOL).

This is SO embarrassing so I’m only telling you Internet, but the first thing I do when I get back from killing Geth and Thorian creepers on some planet in the Traverse is run downstairs to the Crew Quarters to talk to Kaidan.

Aaannnd…I stop running before he sees me.

Because I don’t want Kaidan to know I like him.

I’m broken. I know. Someone please fix me.

So what about you guys? Do you care about the romantic subplots? Or not? Do other girls play this game? Do THEY care about the romance? Is anyone hot for Ashley? And more importantly…

How many of you have gotten it on with an Asari? (I did! So stick THAT in your Kessler V and shoot it.)