The limited edition version of Rainbow Six Vegas 2 gives you … hold on this is *so exciting* … pro tip videos, frag dolls, and a keychain (WTF?). If you can’t contain yourself either the box will be on store shelves March 18th for an extra $10. As if $60 wasn’t enough already, now we’re going to get some videos that will be on YouTube before lunchtime on the 18th and a freaking keychain for $69.99.

Someone send us a pic of their keychain. I’d love to know if the thing is even made from a semi-real’ish poker chip.

Disclaimer on the video: Not safe for work. Nothing graphic and no sexual acts depicted, just an implied menage a trois and digital nipples.

The guys over at College Humor TV aren’t very good at Guitar Hero (it’s OK guys, neither am I). To make up for their poor playing they’re going to be mopping up the mess and leftovers from the Guitar Hero rockstars. Check out the Roadie Hero trailer above.

Devil May Cry 4 looks like one of the best games (other than Super Smash Bros Brawl) there is to wait around for. These trailer (above) and gameplay (that’s HD, low-def here) videos are leaving me drooling to grab it on Tuesday (Feb 5th).

Gameplay is far more important to me than graphics or storyline (Gah! Did I just say that?). Seriously though, there are some pretty sweet pictures on Flickr but you can’t play them and I don’t care if I’m shooting, slashing, or smashing as long as it’s fun and going somewhere. Based on the reviews (and #2) there’s going to be a lot of gameplay too. Enemies regenerate and Capcom is known for making hard games – it’s a good thing that the action is fast and combat is so sweet. There are two characters to play in this over-the-top action too, first Dante and then Nero from earlier in the series. Rumors of all sorts of secret extras that the game press can’t talk about should keep things exciting too. Play up.

The incredible eight-minute video is after the jump, or hop over to Joystiq to read descriptions (and cheesy power & “coolness” ratings) about every Final Smash.

This week Yahtzee bends Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles over his knee and gives it something to cry about. Video after the jump.

The trailer (after the jump) is early and probably doesn’t have finished graphics (at least I hope they’re not done). We hope they can polish those off by the Fall 2008 release date, but all the hard parts like gameplay and environment look great. Hold your breath for a squad control multiplayer feature … imagine having eight players and 32 real-time characters on the map at once.

Click ahead for trailer:

Get ready to brawl. The best game ever drops March 9th.

Looks ready for release to me. If it’s really not ready then maybe those developers could be nice to all of us and get back to fixing the problems instead of making preview videos.

Yahtzee takes a look at PC game The Witcher this week, and his pain is our pleasure. The game is an action RPG with a complex story line and, from the sounds of it, unnecessary adult situations. If you think the phrase “unnecessary adult situations” is an oxymoron, well, maybe this is the game for you. Or maybe you should spend your money on a smoking jacket and a subscription to Jugs.

Also, stick around after the review for a little bonus “intro theater” starring the characters from the game and voiced by Yahtzee. Video after the jump.

Now that the Xbox Live version of Goldeneye has been halted the first leak in the wall of secrecy is above. Maybe some developer or laid-off game tester is ticked off that their work will never go live – maybe some fanboy just wants to screw with all of us. Regardless, we’re posting the vid.

Since the classic Goldeneye was awesome and the gameplay in the video (cover your ears audiophiles, sound bugs to cry over) looks sweet, we hope Nintendo and Microsoft will get a clue and realize this download could pull in some serious Microsoft Points payments.

[via Joystiq]

I don’t know anything about the Highlander game, but I’m already disappointed.

Unlike its main characters the game won’t last very long. All the movie fans and immortality fanboys will push this up the top-seller lists for a week or two, followed by a mercifully quick drop off. That’s to be expected when a game is only good enough to put cutscenes and no real gameplay in the trailer. And the trailer quality looks bad. Someone get the guys at Eidos who put this together a copy of iMovie. While you’re at it ask them why they released it for Xbox 360, PC, and PS2. PS2, really! Sounds like a great plan with Sony killing off backward compatibility on the PS3.

Watch the video after the jump.